Sunday, June 1, 2008

Dixie Eats Her Way Out

Dixie asked her HMs to evict her, and even voted for herself to leave tonight, ala Rebecca. And just like Rebecca, she got her wish, despite Renee throwing her 4 points at Nobbi.

Dixie was entertaining in the House, but she was so up and down. She would hate someone one day, then love them the next. She overreacted to "bitching" which she though was anyone saying her name when she wasn't around. (Paranoid!) And she cried and asked to leave so many times. So maybe it is better off that she is gone. Plus there was her reverse-racism, saying she misses hanging out with "black fellas".

So, Dixie came down to the stage, and Mike produced a bucket of cold KFC and a Pepsi Max from underneath the couch. This was obviously meant as a joke and they probably expected her to laugh and maybe have a bite and that's the end of it. But, no! Dixie hoed into that chicken, bones and all! Even pieces of chicken falling out of her mouth did not deter her from continuing through her feast. Mike and Jackie tried to interview her, but she was in her own red and white striped world. So Mike managed to prise the bucket from her greasy hands, and Dixie let out a burp into her microphone. (Didn't Jackie look disgusted at that?!)

So, look out staff at the Maccas across the road from Dreamworld tonight. Get plenty of Double Quarter Pounders ready in the heat chute for Dixie's arrival. You'll hear her coming! BUUUUURRRRRP!

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