Monday, July 21, 2008

Ex-HMs to be Publicly Humiliated Again

Sadly the last 3 years of BB have ended with producers assuming ex-HMs have talents other than popping each others pimples and thinking of creative ways to bribe BB to give them more toilet paper.

BB05 saw HMs stomp-dance in Blundstone boots to I Like the Way You Move.

BB06 let Danielle sing her no-hit wonder cover of Underneath the Radar while HMs danced along.

BB07 at least took the choreography aspect out of it and saw them perform a pantomime based on charicaturised versions of each of their in-House traits.

In BB08, dance is back, and their voices may be making an appearance too! After politely grinning through Mike, Bree and Fitzy butchering Farnesy's Playing to Win, photos have been leaked today, and a group-shot put up on the OS, of all BB08 ex-HMs rehearsing a dance routine for the Finale, and yes... microphones are present. Don't be too off-put by this-- they may just be miming.

Luckily Kyle will be there with his Idol scorecards to shoot them down before they get too full of themselves. Or maybe he'll be holding application forms! Oh dear.

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